List of Songs       ~       Charlie Ipcar Home Page

Vulture Culture

Words by: Charlie Ipcar © 11/26/14

Tune: traditional after "The Topman and the Afterguard"

Printable Version ~ PDF ~ MP3 Sample ~ Notes

 

Turkey Vulture, photo by Judy Barrows
Turkey Vulture, photo by Judy Barrows

The Cuckoo, she’s a pretty bird,
And so’s the Turtle Dove,
But the fairest bird among them all
Is one you’d never love!
She’s the Vulture, oh so graceful,
Watch her gliding high above;
The vulture is the fairest bird,
And she deserves our love!

Chorus:
She’s the Vulture, oh so graceful,
Watch her gliding high above;
The Vulture is the fairest bird,
And she deserves our love!

I call her fair for she never steals,
Or lays eggs in other nests;
She’s never vain or ever rude;
The Vulture’s the perfect guest!
See her feathers, glossy black,
Gray her shy and balding head;
She never strikes to kill her prey,
Dines only on the dead! (CHO)

The Osprey dives to strike her prey;
The Vulture sits and waits;
When other birds have et their fill,
She sidles up to the plate;
She never fusses ‘bout their leavings,
Not one croak of sad protest;
She digs right in with her sharp beak,
Then slugs it down with zest. (CHO)

If there's reward for toil and strife
When comes the final test:
For cleaning up what others leave,
The Vulture is the best;
Hear her sing, though not so soothing
As the cooing Turtle Dove;
The Vulture is the fairest bird
And she deserves our love! (CHO)

Turkey Feeding, photo by Judy Barrows
Vulture being Fed, photo by Judy Barrows

Back to the top

 


Notes:

Vultures have an ugly reputation which I consider completely undeserved so I felt compelled to compose this loving song to set the record straight. We got to meet this turkey vulture up close at Pacific Northwest Raptors, British Columbia, in 2015.

Back to the top